So, here you are, the Schutze Family Website.

There's really not much to see here, but I didn't want to leave the page blank. :-)

If it looks like this page is out of date, it is. It's 2022 and I still don't feel like updating it. Except the links. Those I just updated. And they are as fun as a Slim Jim that's been pickled, as it were, in a bottle of Monster energy drink, which is then thrown into the Grand Canyon attached to a mini parachute that was airbrushed with a picture of an arctic squirrel's face on it.

P.S. Don't litter, recycle.